Apparently writing in your English composition class that you are hot for your teacher will get you kicked off campus. Apparently no one in the administration has heard of the First Amendment. I suspect they will learn.
Apparently in Saudi Arabia you can be convicted on the word of someone who claims to have spoken with the genie that was possessing you at the time you committed the alleged crime.
And, as everyone suspects, the police are the worst violators of speed limit restrictions.